The Idiots Have Receipts
UTI History
The franchise archive: old seasons, all-play strength, luck, power, category dominance, and how every idiot changes from year to year.
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Season-aware team profiles
Franchise Archive
History at a Glance
Historical seasons stay scored within their own rules. Cross-season comparisons use normalized percentages so Yahoo and Fantrax can be compared fairly.
Franchise Résumé
All-Time Franchise Records
Overall, regular-season, and playoff records across every imported season, plus known podium finishes and regular-season titles.
Record vs. finishes
Overall Record includes both regular season and playoffs. Regular Season and Playoffs are also shown separately. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and regular-season #1 finishes come from completed-season standings, so unknown placements display as — until those results are entered.
Season Results
Known Final Placements
This is the source for the podium and regular-season-title counts above.
Rivalry Ledger
Record vs. Every Team
Pick a franchise to see its overall, regular-season, and playoff record against each of the other nine idiots.
Franchise Timeline
2025 → 2026
The recent trend view compares the completed 2025 Yahoo season with the current 2026 Fantrax season. The full 2024 archive is tracked separately below and still feeds all-time records and head-to-head history.
Why normalize?
2025 Yahoo and 2026 Fantrax use different category sets. All-Play percentage and Power Rating are both 0–100 style measures, so they are much safer for season-to-season comparisons than raw category totals.
Season Archive
Season Archive
2024 Yahoo Intelligence
Complete 2024 archive: all 22 regular-season weeks plus Round 1, semifinals, championship, and third-place playoff results.
2024 is complete — regular season + playoffs.
All-Play, Luck, Power, and Category Kings below use the 2024 regular season so playoff matchups do not distort season-strength analytics. Playoff results are still included in all-time records, playoff records, head-to-head history, and final placement trophies.
2024 All-Play Record
How each team would have performed against all nine franchises in each imported 2024 week.
2024 Luck Index
Actual Yahoo results compared with the wins expected from 2024 all-play performance.
2024 Power Rankings
50% all-play, 30% category strength, and 20% recent 2024 form.
2024 Category Kings
The strongest franchise in every imported 2024 Yahoo scoring category.
Season Archive
2025 Yahoo Intelligence
Rebuild the 2025 season with the same UTI lens: who was actually strongest, who got lucky, and which categories each franchise owned.
2025 scoring stays 2025 scoring.
Yahoo used BSV and SV+H, along with the other 2025 categories. These rankings are calculated only against 2025 teams and are never mixed directly into the 2026 category leaderboard.
2025 All-Play Record
How each team would have performed against all nine franchises every week.
2025 Luck Index
Actual Yahoo results compared with the wins expected from all-play performance.
2025 Power Rankings
50% all-play, 30% category strength, and 20% recent 2025 form.
2025 Category Kings
The strongest historical franchise in every Yahoo scoring category.