Week 10 Recap: BB Keeps Rolling, Heorny Goes Nuclear, and Gunnarrhea Hits Rock Bottom

Goodyear's blood pressure continues rising as they squeek by with another very close win for the second week in a row by defeating This is Mizerable 9-7. Goodyear had a commanding lead early on in the week but This is Mizerable, despirately trying to keep their longest win streak in franchise history alive, clawed back and brought it within 0.5 points on Sunday. But thanks to what I believe to be a tough Saturday night, This is Mizerable forgot to set his lineup and it cost him a loss. Rookie move kid. We know you had some memes ready to go too if you won, too bad we gotta wait until next year.

Even though Goodyear's HR numbers aren't what we are used to, that didn't stop them from having a very solid hitting week with 97 hits, 52 runs, 35 walks, 11 stolen bases, a .289 average, and 152 total bases. Mizerable gave Goodyear a couple more grey hairs by taking advantage on the pitching side, posting a much better 2.78 ERA and 1.291 WHIP compared to Goodyear’s 4.55 ERA and 1.430 WHIP. He also grabbed quality starts and batting average against, holding opponents to a .233 BAA while Goodyear sat at .269. The problem was Goodyear still punched back with 61 strikeouts, 4 wins, and 7 net saves, which helped shut the door.

Well i guess someone most likely had to win outta these two. But the results are in and the losing streak for the BTA Boyz continues to 7 losses as they lose the 2025 GM of the Year, You Don't Know Bo 10 - 6. That win for Bo was huge as it helped them move to 7th place, whereas the BTA Boyz look like to continue being in a life long rebuild mode. They really need to shake up their roster if they want any hope of being relevant, because what they're doing isnt working. Mel really might need to take over for a little bit, or even toss the phone over to Auggie. I'm sure he'd be able to help. I don't know, just things to consider. Also, i know what y'all are thinking. Who lost to the BTA Boyz this year?! To save y'all from checking. It was the obvious This is Mizerable where they lost 12.5 - 3.5!!!! Crazy. This might be BTA Boyz only win of 2026 too!

But even though Bo came up with the win, he didn’t exactly light the scoreboard on fire, hitting just .216 with 32 runs and 32 RBI, but he did enough to win the counting categories and absolutely buried BTA on the mound. Bo posted a 3.02 ERA, 0.918 WHIP, 5 quality starts, and a ridiculous .178 BAA, while BTA countered with a 5.81 ERA, 1.466 WHIP, 7 losses, and the general vibe of a pitching staff begging to be released and move to a contender like BB.

The 1st place and red hot BB's Bold team continues to shut up all the haters and steamroll the competition as the knock out John's Super Team 12 - 4. Not gonna lie I thought this was going to be pretty close. John's Super Penis's offense has been ridulous over the last couple weeks, hardly anyone could match. But man on man, BB's Bold Team did more than match. They dominated. BB matched John's Super Penis in runs with 44, but then beat him pretty much everywhere else that mattered, dropping 17 HR, 51 RBI, 91 hits, 9 stolen bases, a .274 average, and 160 total bases. John’s offense showed up with 27 walks but who gives a fuck. Losers take walks. Chicks love dingers, and thats why chicks love BB's Bold Team.

The pitching side was even uglier, with BB posting a clean 2.78 ERA, 1.004 WHIP, 62 strikeouts, 9 wins, 8 quality starts, and a .225 BAA. John countered with a 6.30 ERA, 1.740 WHIP, 1 win, and the general mound presence of a team throwing Ray Walker fastballs over the plate. BB keeps looking like a real threat, while John’s Super Team continues to be super in name only.

And honestly, even though BB only has 1 loss this year, I've been talking about how BB might be a pretender. I've mostly been saying this because I'm pissed he keeps dodging our offers to play softball. All he says is that he's a dawg and can hit tanks, but whenever we ask him to come out he says naaaaa. So fuck em. Even Goodyear came out for a few games.

What the fuck happened here?!?!?! Nuketown, where did you go?!?! I gave you this sick nickname and you shit the bed like this?! You embarrass me like this?! Man oh man, MACTOWN is either the hottest team around or complete dookie, and this week they chose dookie. Their offense disappeared with only 59 hits, 35 runs, 7 homers, 24 RBI, a .214 average, and 92 total bases, and they were honestly lucky to even steal a category after this thing was sitting at 16-0 on Sunday. Brother what happened?!?! FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Even though there was no sweep, Me So Heorny made them pay for it, cruising to a 15-1 beatdown behind 17 homers, 57 RBI, 75 hits, a .252 average, and 143 total bases. The pitching was just as brutal, with Heorny throwing 75 strikeouts, 6 quality starts, and a .235 BAA, while Mactown posted a disgusting 6.80 ERA, 1.699 WHIP, 0 wins, 8 losses, and a .316 BAA. Going 0-8 is absolutely insane by the way. Just want to emphasize that. lol and I know Me So Heorny wanted the sweep bad, but 15-1 is still alright.s

Dammit Pauli you're supposed to let me win!! I made this league and invited you so you can let me win in situations like this!! Now Gunnarrea falls to fucking 9th place..... BELOW YOU DON'T KNOW BO AND THIS IS MIZERABLE. God how embarrassing... The commish is behind those dweebs now?! FUCCCCKKKK. Man on man the odds of catching a case of Gunnarrhea now a days is like same odds as the Bears staying in Chicago. Gunnarrhea man what a fucking loser. This is a heartbreaker man, Gunnarrhea actually had a solid offensive week with 87 hits, 45 runs, 40 RBI, a .282 average, and 142 total bases, but Dixon Cider's offense exploded the last couple days of the week to edge just enough categories with 50 runs, 15 homers, a .291 average, and 141 total bases.

The pitching was just as annoying, with Gunnarrhea posting a better ERA at 4.32 and WHIP at 1.219, but Dixon piled up 86.1 innings, 76 strikeouts, and 6 quality starts to steal the pitching volume categories. Gunnarrhea had 74 Ks, 4 wins, 4 net saves, and a .236 BAA, but Dixon somehow survived with a 5.11 ERA, 6 losses, and negative net saves because apparently the fantasy gods wanted the commish to suffer again. Just 3 more fucking Ks and the losing streak woulda been over. God daaaaaamnnnnnnn

It's alright though we ain't done! The winning streak starts now gang! Watch out